July Top Ten

Topic: Top Ten effective but untried ways to advertised yourself for a job

1. Advertise yourself in the newspaper, "Fresh grad willing to slave for below market price".
2. Make random phone calls asking/begging whoever at the other end for a job.
3. Hack into Malaysia's Govt Homepage a popular Malaysia porn site and post your resume there.
4. Pay a small fee to pirated VCD/DVD providers to include your resume as a 1 minute ad in these pirated VCDs/DVDs.
5. Instead of a paper resume, prepare a audio resume where you sing out your resume details ala Michael Hung style.
6. Paste photocopies of your resume all around your car and go rounding in KL with it.
7. Pay a small fee to toilet paper manufacturers to print out your resume on toilet rolls.
8. Distribute your photocopies of your resume at random gathering functions like wedding, funeral and etc.
9. Pay some hookers to help distribute your resume to their clients.
10. Distribute your resume via p2p channels by putting your resume filename as "Harry Potter - The Half Blood Prince".