After a rather fun relationship that lasted 5 years+, my wife Dellilah finally was forced to leave me behind and move on to a better place (atleast I think it's a better place). 5 long years, she have slaved and endured countless abuses for me... *Sniff* *Sniff*
I could still remember the 1st day we meet, I had just order her via the internet... She was so breathtaking in red, I feel in love at first sight... Yea, she was rather pricey but nothing good comes cheap (even love, ok). We had so much fun together during the 1st 2 years... Movies, dota even programming... Then she fell ill... I remember the agony of seeing her in that distressful state. Lucky for me, Dellilah came with a 2 years warranty... Apparently after a check up, I discovered she was born with a genetic defect... However after a complex organ replacement surgery, Dellilah was back to servicing me like normal. A year later however, she came down ill again. Another surgery ensue and the doctors declared her fit again.
Finally, last Tuesday when I came back home from work... As I walk into my room and was expecting her to service me again, I'd was greeted with the sound of silence from her... I stared in horror as I slowly move towards her to check her pulse. I felt a tonnes of brick fell upon me as I couldn't feel a pulse... I realized I would never again hear her voice...
While I often complain about her genetic defect, I guess she had indeed served me well though out the years. So I would like to take this opportunity to bid you farewell...
R.I.P Dellilah
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| Breathtaking in Red |
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| Her final pix |
Forever My Beloved 1st DELL Laptop
Anyway as they say, no use crying under the bridge... I decided Dellilah would be happy if I was happy... So I decided to fork out some moolah to get another wife. Meet my new Taiwanese wife, Huashuo... I hand picked her myself. While she isn't a beaut like Dellilah (in her prime), but she got a pretty good bang for buck and not to mention 3 years warranty. Here's some cutey pix of Huashuo...
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| Win 8 SUX |
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| Lack a sexy body like Dellilah |
#Note: Huashuo = Asus in Chinese
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