2014 New Year Resolution

Dear bloggie,

1. Travel more
2. Slack more
3. Earn more
4. Run more
5. Read more
6. Bulk up more
7. Depress more
8. Booze more
9. Blog more
10. More more

Yea, my original 1st draft of my "more" new year resolution list... Anyway, a revised resolution version:

1. Visit a foreign land
2. Start gambling investing in dividend stocks
3. Facebook less
4. Achieve my fitness goals
5. Write a full fledged application using Spring Roo
6. Write a few technical post on Spring Roo in this blog
7. Learn to say "Fuck You" in 12 different languages
8. Land 3 1 date
9. Refactor my room
10. Get a monk hairdo
11. Watch more documentary movies

Bakau's Top Ten 2013 Movie

Dear bloggie,

Without further ado... drums roll pls...

My top ten best movie I seen in 2013:

1. Unbeatable - Great acting by Nick Cheung and Cystral Lee, some over the top MMA action, a plot similar to The Warrior... and tada... my favorite Chinese movie of the year
2. Warm Bodies - Zombie, who doesn't love em? A interesting mix of comedy, romance and zombie make this my favorite zombie flick of the year
3. 2 Guns - This movie is a riot, stealing the thunder from other no-brainer-action movies like Fast n Furious 6, Olympus have fallen, GI Jane, Wolverine
4. Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Overall good but I feel not as good as episode 1.
5. Before Midnight - The evolution of the "Before XXX" series is indeed a unique unlike any other. Part 1 was about "Finding the One", part 2 was more about "2nd Chance", this one however if I had to sum it up "True Love". Both Ethan and Delpy gave stellar performance, the script contained some really good lines, the awesome fight scene near the end... However it's the darker tone of the overall movie that it imprint into me compared to the 2nd one which make me rate it not as good as the 2nd part. Still no doubt best romance movie of the year
6. Pacific Rim - Gundam, Kaiju, Japanese Babe, Apocalypse... Popcorn seller movie of the year hands down. "We're cancelling the apocalypse!"
7. Frozen - This movie easily brush aside Despicable Me 2, Monster U, Epic, The Croods to wins the best animated movie (and musical) for this year
8. Gravity - Tips Pacific Rim and The Hobbit for the best CGI movie. Love the concept but feel the story is a bit too action oriented for my liking
9. Star Trek: Into Darkness - Great movie with notable performance from Benedict as the villain Khan. Story wise, some hardcore Star Trek fans would argue too action packed, I think the balance was just nice. Only complaint is the other villains crew with their uniform is too gay.
10. Rush - The unexpected movie that blew me away this year. Drama, action, fast cars, larger than live, great acting, documentary... this movie has it all...

Worthy mentions:
Ender's Game, Now You See Me, Elysium, Despicable Me 2, Oblivion, World War Z, Ironman 

Over hyped:
Man of Steel, Hobbit: Desolation of Smurf
Didn't see but thinks highly rated:
Captain Philip, Great Gatsby, Blackfish, The Great Beauty, 12 Years as a Slave

Didn't see but thinks highly sucked:
Tanda Putera, Justin Bieber: Believe

Spaghetti Aglio E Olio

Dear bloggie,

My lunch...

"Spaghetti aglio e olio ("spaghetti with garlic and oil" in Italian) is a traditional Italian pasta dish, said to originate traditionally from the region of Abruzzo, although it is popular across the country.

The dish is made by lightly sauteeing minced or pressed garlic in olive oil, sometimes with the addition of dried red chili flakes, and tossing with spaghetti. Finely chopped parsley can also be added as a garnish, along with grated parmesan or pecorino cheese, although according to some traditional recipes, cheese should not be added." - Wikipedia

Reseting Malaysia

Dear bloggie,

I can recently hear a lot of b*tchin bout the "barang naik" stunt our malaysian government has pulled. Sugar, petrol, water, electricity... toll and very soon GST.

All, I can say is... Yes! Naik lagi! Most people would be thinking I'm a nutjob or have too much $$$... but what most of these retards fail to realize is we need the government to raise the prices of thing some more... You see, we need to look at the big picture. The fact is, despite what ever nonsense the opposition, NGO, or anyone tells you, the truth is we will never kick BN/UMNO outta Malaysia via the general election. Rely on the "people" to vote for a change is like going to the casino to win against the house... You see, the house always wins.

Fair play? People power? Justice prevails? Hahahaha... Previously, 5 year ago, MFR berated me for not voting in the general election. Back then I didn't vote because I didn't believe in the system of democracy itself. I meant if 6 outta 10 people voted to enforce a stupid rule, lets say we need to f*ck a bus every morning, the other 4 people need to suffer due to the idiocy of the other 6. Looking back, I think I was wrong. I was wrong to place the blame at democracy. The problem isn't the system, it's the people. What kinda government one can hope to expect from a society of people that core values is built upon "Greed is good"? 

Anyway back to the main topic, I support the government raising the price of things. Why? We need more inflation in prices. The price inflation needs to tip the scale of mentality among Malaysians where we're have nothing more to lose. Once we Malaysians have nothing more to lose, then and only then are most of us willing to risk ourself in the line of fire to make a change to happen. As I said earlier, I don't believe our country will ever be free from BN/UMNO via the rigged game of general election (Considering a huge amount of Malaysian have short term memory and are brainwashed to be stupid beyond godlike). I believe a change can only occur via more aggressive means such as hunger strike, work strike, riot, etc... The problem is, most Malaysians at the moment really aren't willing to sacrifice themselves for this change. Yea, yea, yea, you can gloat bout that you went for the voting to vote for a change, or you can say you join BERSIH 3.0 and stand in the hot sun for 1 bloody day to protest...  You seriously think BN/UMNO is affect by this protest? You want to hurt them, don't work for 1 week. If enough of us don't work, what you think will happen to our country economy? While it's possible the whole country go into ruins, but the price for change isn't always cheap... But is it not worth it for our future generations?

However how many for us (I put myself in this list as well) are willing to say I won't work for a week to protest our government? Most of us probably giving excuse, no work no money... how to support family la, how to bring pay loan, how to pay for the starbuck coffee I everyday drink la... The reality is harsh but I feel we Malaysian simply don't deserve a better government... We talk about a lot of wrong doings of the government, but most of the time its because these wrong doings affect us only we bitch about it. The Penan rape incident for instance, Most of us would just comment "Wtf!" ,"How can this happen? What are authority doing?" blablbabla in facebook from the comfort of our cosy chair... but how many of us actually willing to go out to street and protest demanding for justice? And why aren't many of us going to the street to protest? The reality is most of us don't protest cause it doesn't concern us. And we all talk about racism in the government, but the the last general election ever wondered how racist we were by targeting peoples that look like Bangla, Indo, etc? I recall a quote by Douglas Lim which goes something like

"We chinese don't like the malay keep treating us like foreigners considering our ancestor have migrate here for so long de. During this election, when I hear banglas, indos, etc can vote, something inside of me as a Malaysian burn. Like how can these foreigners vote. But if you look back 30-40 years ago, didn't our ancestor came to Malaysia like these foreigners? And that feeling we are feeling towards the foreigners is the same feeling the malays are feeling towards us chinese as well"

(Note: Can't remember the exact quote but the message is the same)

Putting aside my sentiments aside, I think the price raise by BN/UMNO could be a catalyst to start a fire that could reset our country. That's why I'm asking for our beloved government to raise it some more. Most Malaysians are slaves to money, so maybe by taking that away from us, we might actually grow a ball to take a more braver stand for a change in Malaysia.

Xmas Depression...

The following blog entry contains depression and religion sensitive rants which may upset those that are currently in a jolly good mood and those hardcore religion pagans. If you can't take this kind of content, get the f*ck out ASAP. Therapist and priest supervision is advised.

Dear bloggie,

~I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
~I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, oh lord
~Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord

Yea, the season of so-called joy and merry has arrived again... I'm feeling quite depressed... How in hell can I be depressed in such jovial holiday? Well, I happen to read a very interesting read that I think explain this phenomena.


Excerpt from "Hitchhiker Guide to Single Loserhood" page 10:

LSD short for Lonely/Loser, Single & Depressed refers to a collection of people which are doomed to live their pathetic life alone without a soul mate. This collection of people find it hard to attract the opposite sex for a variety of reason, ranging from:

• Physical disabilities (eg: born ugly, born short, born bald, born infertile, etc)
• Status disabilities (eg: born poor, born not as anak Datuk, etc)
• Exhibits ab "normal" society behavior (eg: dreamer, lack materialism, lack ambition, don't like K-pop, etc)
• Mentally disarranged (eg: ~I'm a creep ~I'm a weirdo) 
• Lack 'attractive' behavior desired by opposite sex (eg: not jerk, not player, not wild, too nice, etc)

Shunned by all people of their opposite sex, LSD is forced to either be themselves but be single or attempt to pretend they're not who they really are to stand a chance to con someone of their opposite sex to consider them as soul mate candidate.

The natural nemesis of LSD (which they hate passionately) are the Smiley peoples. Smiley people are in simple English, happy and optimistic in life peoples. A common misconception is that Smiley people are mutually exclusive from the LSD peoples, which is a huge area of debate as "happiness is a state of mind rather then consequence of the state you are in". Hence one can be in reality is a LSD but due to the power of mind, create the illusion one is happy hence fulfilling the requirement to be categorized as a Smiley people. This argument has lead LSD hardcore people to fondly and sarcastically call the Smiley people as DIBB (DIBB is often purposely mispronounced as Dick) which is abbreviated from Disillusioned Ignorant Blissful Bastard. Smiley people often retaliated to this mockery by happily calling LSD people as "Sour Pussies"


Excerpt from "Hitchhiker Guide to Single Loserhood" page 76:

LSD peoples have a knack to feel depressed or to be more exact more depressed than usual during the following holidays:

• Valentine Day
• Christmas
• New Year
• Easter
• S.A.D (Single Awareness Day)

Bakau Kor, controversial and maverick activist of the "Stop being a DIBB" movement and also a LSD himself claimed these holidays is a classical self-deceiving propaganda created by DIBB to fool themselves into thinking they are happy. "Personally I don't really care if these dick wanna pretend/act/disillusion to be happy but this 'I'm happy' holiday shit is affecting LSD as well. These dick would paste shitty fake jovial comments and photos in facebook, twitter and what ever social networking crap they daily use to fabricate a 'happy' life and when LSD people will see this shit, they are unable to create a fake 'happy' mood and fall into even deeper depression. How more selfish can one be? We should include a S for Selfish into DIBB and call them DIBBS instead!"   

On a rather funny side note, one of these jovial holidays has also draw the ire of former famous cartoon character, Bugs Bunny. "Eh... wassup DIBB!?  Why do they need to create the damn Easter holiday? It's bad enough these looney live in a fake world but do they need create a happy bunny that distribute chocolate eggs to children? Do they even know rabbits don't lay eggs, more so CHOCOLATE eggs? A Easter Hen would still be stupid but at least it make more sense. To top it all up, these DIBB really ought to put more effort into their holiday creation thingy, I mean common... just change the happy bunny into a happy fatass, change chocolate eggs to presents... Wala, Christmas... Simply plain f*cking lazy..."

Excerpt from "Hitchhiker Guide to Single Loserhood" page 80:

Christmas, a holiday created to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. While in reality, no one knows the exact date Jesus was born, Christians in general decided it was simply convenient to simply randomly declare 25 December as Jesus Christ's birthday. During the Christmas eve, by tradition family and friend would get together for a turkey dinner. On the Christmas morning, people would exchange presents to show they care for each other. It's a common trend now day to have a countdown event where a bunch of people would gather at a place with a big timer and celebrate the arrival of Christmas together. "A day where we MUST be jovial and nice to others... This stinks of a dick I'm so familiar of" a LSD lady whom refused to have her identity revealed here revealed.

Another point of criticism resolves around the superhero of Christmas himself. The iconic fat man named Santa Claus is believed to be a convenient fabricated fusion of Saint Nicholas, Odin and Father Christmas. Many LSD people have harshly criticized the propaganda of Santa Claus giving presents only to good child, calling for the public to stop discriminating upon children. "It's bad enough we're already have religion, race, skin color crap going on, and now we want to add another category to further split the human race again? Top philosophers have debated what is good for centuries and none have come up with a definite conclusion on what is good... Now we're asking children to be good when no one knows what it is? Truth is we're not asking children to be good, we're just asking them to be follow our fabricated society norm." 


While some points raise by LSD people make sense, others are just plain bullsh*t... I personally think LSD peoples just as disillusioned as DIBB peoples. They're just using their criticisms as a mean to fabricate a "distraction" from being depressed, just like how I'm using writing this garbage blog entry to distract myself from feeling depressed.

GYM F*ck List

Dear bloggie,

I been gymin for a good 4-5 years and I think I seen enuff f*ck in the gym to compile a list of f*ckin things that make me goes "Damn it, f*ck!"

So without further ado...

1. D*ckheads hogging equipment. I understand it will take some time for one to complete their sets but when that someone is more busy doing something else (like talking) rather than working, you know wat? F*ck you! Wanna exercise your mouth pls go to the sofa area, chat till song dun hog the equipment.
2. Squat barbell lock. This is one of the things I hate the most. The previous d*ck that was using the squat barbell used those locks to secure the weights onto the barbell and after finish using em don't bother removing em.
3. Pussy Pose Posse. Quite often I get the chance to palm face myself when I see these pussies. There pussies would be admiring  orgasm themselves at the mirror. You'll see shit like some d*ck after completing a set of bicep curl pulling their shirt off exposing their belly to marvel at themselves in the mirror. While I understand the sensation of the pump after completing the exercise, however I wish I could be spared from this shit. It's often feel like some d*ckhead is jerking himself off beside me.
4. Huff and puff. These bunch of clowns believe in the bro science that by emulating the sound when they are shitting, they are able to increase their strength capability by 300%. Often the shitting audio is accompany with the loud sound of the weights being thrown to the ground after completing the set. I often wish one of these weights could ended up landing on these clowns feet.
5. Gay spotter. Nothing wrong with this actually, just like to take a cheap poke at the expense of the tons of spotter I seen in the gym. These spotter often look like a molestation case from a porno site. Take for instance squat spotter, 2 big guys positioned like a standing doggie style sex position.  Then the front guy squat, the back follow squat with his hand cupping the front guys chest... -___-'
6. Attention seeker. Now and then, you will get the chance to see this attention seekers in the gym seeking... attention. From dancing in the gym area to forcing themselves into dangerous yoga poses. Observe these shit hole hormones go into overdrive when there is a chick within their vicinity.
7. Now, word of advice when using the tools in the men looker's room like the hair dryer. I seen some really nasty shit on how some retards use these hair dryer. From armpit, chest, leg and even drying their d*ck. I often laugh to myself whenever I seen a pussy pose posse flexing their muscle in front of the mirror while hair drying their hair with these hair dryer that has been used to dry someone else balls.
8.  Ubat sakit sendi. This shit stinks... why oh why do you need to apply this perfume in the locker room? 
9. "Trainers" doing their sales pitch. Imagine doing cardio on the treadmill, when suddenly these "trainers" would come to do their sales pitch on the person beside your treadmill. Now you're probably wondering why tis annoy me since it doesn't involve me. Well, for starters if these trainer were doing their pitch on me it won't be so bad since I would just say "Not interested, pls bugger off" and it would be the end of the whole scenario but instead we have a long f*ckin chat between the trainer and the person beside me. I understand the trainer need to do some lick shoe socializing but shouldn't the emphasis be more on the workout instead of socializing? I seen a trainer training his client on the treadmill by serving as a pillow to the client.  Imagine the client b*tchin bout her life to the trainer while walking on the treadmill for the entire session with the trainer. *Sigh*
10. Kau lui in gym. Now, now... it's quite common reason, some people come to the gym to kau lui and to be honest I seen quite a lot of successful coupling. It's just annoy me tat till today I never had any chance in the gym.