GYM F*ck List

Dear bloggie,

I been gymin for a good 4-5 years and I think I seen enuff f*ck in the gym to compile a list of f*ckin things that make me goes "Damn it, f*ck!"

So without further ado...

1. D*ckheads hogging equipment. I understand it will take some time for one to complete their sets but when that someone is more busy doing something else (like talking) rather than working, you know wat? F*ck you! Wanna exercise your mouth pls go to the sofa area, chat till song dun hog the equipment.
2. Squat barbell lock. This is one of the things I hate the most. The previous d*ck that was using the squat barbell used those locks to secure the weights onto the barbell and after finish using em don't bother removing em.
3. Pussy Pose Posse. Quite often I get the chance to palm face myself when I see these pussies. There pussies would be admiring  orgasm themselves at the mirror. You'll see shit like some d*ck after completing a set of bicep curl pulling their shirt off exposing their belly to marvel at themselves in the mirror. While I understand the sensation of the pump after completing the exercise, however I wish I could be spared from this shit. It's often feel like some d*ckhead is jerking himself off beside me.
4. Huff and puff. These bunch of clowns believe in the bro science that by emulating the sound when they are shitting, they are able to increase their strength capability by 300%. Often the shitting audio is accompany with the loud sound of the weights being thrown to the ground after completing the set. I often wish one of these weights could ended up landing on these clowns feet.
5. Gay spotter. Nothing wrong with this actually, just like to take a cheap poke at the expense of the tons of spotter I seen in the gym. These spotter often look like a molestation case from a porno site. Take for instance squat spotter, 2 big guys positioned like a standing doggie style sex position.  Then the front guy squat, the back follow squat with his hand cupping the front guys chest... -___-'
6. Attention seeker. Now and then, you will get the chance to see this attention seekers in the gym seeking... attention. From dancing in the gym area to forcing themselves into dangerous yoga poses. Observe these shit hole hormones go into overdrive when there is a chick within their vicinity.
7. Now, word of advice when using the tools in the men looker's room like the hair dryer. I seen some really nasty shit on how some retards use these hair dryer. From armpit, chest, leg and even drying their d*ck. I often laugh to myself whenever I seen a pussy pose posse flexing their muscle in front of the mirror while hair drying their hair with these hair dryer that has been used to dry someone else balls.
8.  Ubat sakit sendi. This shit stinks... why oh why do you need to apply this perfume in the locker room? 
9. "Trainers" doing their sales pitch. Imagine doing cardio on the treadmill, when suddenly these "trainers" would come to do their sales pitch on the person beside your treadmill. Now you're probably wondering why tis annoy me since it doesn't involve me. Well, for starters if these trainer were doing their pitch on me it won't be so bad since I would just say "Not interested, pls bugger off" and it would be the end of the whole scenario but instead we have a long f*ckin chat between the trainer and the person beside me. I understand the trainer need to do some lick shoe socializing but shouldn't the emphasis be more on the workout instead of socializing? I seen a trainer training his client on the treadmill by serving as a pillow to the client.  Imagine the client b*tchin bout her life to the trainer while walking on the treadmill for the entire session with the trainer. *Sigh*
10. Kau lui in gym. Now, now... it's quite common reason, some people come to the gym to kau lui and to be honest I seen quite a lot of successful coupling. It's just annoy me tat till today I never had any chance in the gym.