Dear bloggie,
Ugh, I'm declaring a self imposed ban on fried chicken from any fast food outlet. I just demolish a XXL Crispy Chicken from Shihlin Taiwan Street Snacks.
Walau, I can't believe my taste bud is feeling is crap. First of all, when I ordered the XXL I was expecting a normal size chicken chop, where know got 2 huge chicken chop instead. Taste ok, but dunno why I feel like VERY OILY. Maybe I been living in my cave for too long de. I last time eat KFC also same thing, taste bud feel like crap after demolishing the fried chicken, later that nite kena stomachache which flush out all this thing...
Worst I before eat just workout cardio burnt around 400 calories, eat these 2 piece of fried chicken, I think balance got +100 calories...
Dear bloggie,
I think I'm suffering from EYD. Wat is EYD? According to BakaUpedia, EYD is short for "End Year Depression" sickness. It's a seasonal disease that often affects losers that wasted 1 whole year doing nothing but slack at the month of December.
Common signs of EYD is lack of energy, low self esteem, no motivation,no sex drive, laziness, [too lazy to think of other signs, use ur imagination here], etc... Researchers have debated the various causes of EYD but till today is unable to prove the exact cause of this illness. One popular theory on the cause of this sickness is that EYD is an allergic reaction to a genetic "FATSO25DEC" strand apparently is encoded on Santa Claus's DNA, hence on the month of December when Santa is coming to town, this allergic reaction triggers. Another theory is that the word "Merry" and "Happy" actually has a sound effect that serves to disrupt a loser's ear drum, causing disruption to their body function such as hormone inbalance, lower oxygen intake for red blood cells, weakness in brain neurons which results in EYD. Researchers in a case study have proven that losers that hear the word "Merry" and "Happy" more often tend to be ALOT more depressed than those who don't. There is still however no proven evidence on the "Merry" and "Happy" word triggering a disruption in a loser's body. The most absurd theory on the cause of EYD however belongs to self proclaimed monk which is famous for the outburst "WTF!? Niaseng! Kanineh! F*ck a bus! Baka!". This self proclaimed monk claimed that EYD is actually an illusion developed by loser that are already depressed to hide the fact they are depressed all the time to just at the end of the year. What a absurd theory! Why would anyone depressed even bother to do such a thing is beyond my comprehension. Clearly, I mean clearly this self proclaimed monk has never experience depression before...
While most losers dread the EYD, some twisted up f*ck has proclaimed that this illness may not be such a bad thing after all. There been claims that when one falls under EYD, one would suffer depression but at the same time have a burst of creativity. These claim have been ridiculed by many top scientist as "Depressingly stupid excuse to color one's depression as something good". There however has been a study on creative people which revealed that some of the most creative innovation has been done when they are suffering from EYD. For instance, the retrenched clown Ronald McDonald was suffering from EYD when he suddenly came up with the bright idea he could open a fast food restaurant which cons kids into eating his ridiculously unhealthy crap by giving away lame@$$ recycled toys in a the form of a "Happy" Meal. Even Leonardo Da Vinci which also suffers from EYD was said to be jerkin off in the toilet when he came up with the innovative idea that he could paint out his sex fantasy so he can do his business without burdening his brain to create his fantasy in his imagination every time. This particular painting is now one of the most renown and decorated paintings in the world, "Mona Lisa".
As for cure for EYD, most doctors often prescribe "Just wait till Happy New Year la". Other types of modern science cure for EYD are "Happy Pills", "LSD", "Pot" and any type of estacy pills. Eastern medicine meanwhile offers an alternative solution for those suffering from EYD.
"Western medicine no good, what problem also call pop drugs. We in eastern medicine believe in utilizing one's inner chi and energy flow to recover.".
So what does Eastern medicine recommend for those suffering from EYD?
Sex.
"When we having sex, we unconsciously activate all our inner chi-kung and our immune system. Also our heart rate evaluated to around cardio level, hence is good exercise for body. When we exercise, our brain release endorphin, our body's natural happy pill. Natural is best, like when drink milk, best drink from mother milk mah! Besides tat, we will sweat alot also which is good coz it help flush out one's depression."
This treatment however has said to be "contradict" as when one suffers from EYD, one typically has a weak sex drive.
"Aiyo, never heard Viagra one meh? Either that or find more BETTER sinseh la".
I end this entry with a song tat matches my mood now...
I think I'm suffering from EYD. Wat is EYD? According to BakaUpedia, EYD is short for "End Year Depression" sickness. It's a seasonal disease that often affects losers that wasted 1 whole year doing nothing but slack at the month of December.
Common signs of EYD is lack of energy, low self esteem, no motivation,
While most losers dread the EYD, some twisted up f*ck has proclaimed that this illness may not be such a bad thing after all. There been claims that when one falls under EYD, one would suffer depression but at the same time have a burst of creativity. These claim have been ridiculed by many top scientist as "Depressingly stupid excuse to color one's depression as something good". There however has been a study on creative people which revealed that some of the most creative innovation has been done when they are suffering from EYD. For instance, the retrenched clown Ronald McDonald was suffering from EYD when he suddenly came up with the bright idea he could open a fast food restaurant which cons kids into eating his ridiculously unhealthy crap by giving away lame@$$ recycled toys in a the form of a "Happy" Meal. Even Leonardo Da Vinci which also suffers from EYD was said to be jerkin off in the toilet when he came up with the innovative idea that he could paint out his sex fantasy so he can do his business without burdening his brain to create his fantasy in his imagination every time. This particular painting is now one of the most renown and decorated paintings in the world, "Mona Lisa".
As for cure for EYD, most doctors often prescribe "Just wait till Happy New Year la". Other types of modern science cure for EYD are "Happy Pills", "LSD", "Pot" and any type of estacy pills. Eastern medicine meanwhile offers an alternative solution for those suffering from EYD.
"Western medicine no good, what problem also call pop drugs. We in eastern medicine believe in utilizing one's inner chi and energy flow to recover.".
So what does Eastern medicine recommend for those suffering from EYD?
Sex.
"When we having sex, we unconsciously activate all our inner chi-kung and our immune system. Also our heart rate evaluated to around cardio level, hence is good exercise for body. When we exercise, our brain release endorphin, our body's natural happy pill. Natural is best, like when drink milk, best drink from mother milk mah! Besides tat, we will sweat alot also which is good coz it help flush out one's depression."
This treatment however has said to be "contradict" as when one suffers from EYD, one typically has a weak sex drive.
"Aiyo, never heard Viagra one meh? Either that or find more BETTER sinseh la".
I end this entry with a song tat matches my mood now...
Dear bloggie,
I feeling the philosophical blues recently, I decided I wan to dissect this conversation.
Ok, I going for the jugular of the conversation above, Wally's opinion on Andre's work in his workshop which is "strip away purposefulness" aka "To live with not having any particular thing to do". In my opinion, I dun really think Wally opinion is exactly what Andre is trying to do. I think rather, Andre is doing something but he is trying to be "alive".
Now, some would call me nuts. What "alive"? Andre's not dead, so of course he is alive. I am referring to "alive" as in "being conscious while living". Sorta like Andre said, trying to avoid to go into auto pilot mode.
There's is in Japan a practice call zazen meditation, which I think something Wally could probably define as an attempt to do nothing. Now, in zazen, during meditation the practitioner will count his breath. In and out, In and out. The whole intention of the process counting breath is so we focus our whole focus into a single thing, we cut out our thinking, we cut out all the external noise, we only count our breath...
I see this as breathing "lively". Often we breath, it's something automatic that we don't even notice. We shift our focus to our breath to breath with our conscious focus on it. Note, in zazen, we don't try to control the breathing, we just let it come naturally and count it.
We start with something small like counting our breath, then slowly proceed to see, feel, hear, smell our surrounding lively. That I think is what Andre is trying to do, to achieve... To be at the moment, to be there, to be awake...
I feeling the philosophical blues recently, I decided I wan to dissect this conversation.
Ok, I going for the jugular of the conversation above, Wally's opinion on Andre's work in his workshop which is "strip away purposefulness" aka "To live with not having any particular thing to do". In my opinion, I dun really think Wally opinion is exactly what Andre is trying to do. I think rather, Andre is doing something but he is trying to be "alive".
Now, some would call me nuts. What "alive"? Andre's not dead, so of course he is alive. I am referring to "alive" as in "being conscious while living". Sorta like Andre said, trying to avoid to go into auto pilot mode.
There's is in Japan a practice call zazen meditation, which I think something Wally could probably define as an attempt to do nothing. Now, in zazen, during meditation the practitioner will count his breath. In and out, In and out. The whole intention of the process counting breath is so we focus our whole focus into a single thing, we cut out our thinking, we cut out all the external noise, we only count our breath...
I see this as breathing "lively". Often we breath, it's something automatic that we don't even notice. We shift our focus to our breath to breath with our conscious focus on it. Note, in zazen, we don't try to control the breathing, we just let it come naturally and count it.
We start with something small like counting our breath, then slowly proceed to see, feel, hear, smell our surrounding lively. That I think is what Andre is trying to do, to achieve... To be at the moment, to be there, to be awake...
Dear bloggie,
Seeing tis MV sorta makes me wanna go on a final Final Fantasy marathon... Yea, FF12 is one of those RPG games I have yet to finish, which really is a shame coz the game is really good cept the combat system (either u love it or u f*ckin hate it). We got a steady characters of 1 lala teen male, 1 lala kid male, 1 lala mid-age male pirate, 1 frenchie princess, 1 lapdancer & 1 bunny gal (Everyone luvs bunny gals, Period!).
My remarks based on playing 1/2 way FF12 is the game very Star Wars like... Alot of ke ke kwai kwai races (with exception of bunny gal race). Common, who can't say Van is a Luke Skywalker ripoff. As for Basch & Bunny Gal, they're practically Han Solo &a sexy female wookie with long ears... Ugh... I'm lost for words here... And Princess Leia ripoff, Ashe... The frenchie princess that wears close to nothing, running around hacking and slashing her foes for 9,999 damage... Holy Shit! Can't go wrong with dat formula...
Storywise, I find their approach to focus more outside Van, very refreshing. It really portraits Van as the just a dude that yearns for adventure that got mix in the whole pile of mondo crap dilemma of the other characters. Most FF series tend to focus more on the main character (FF4 to FF10, with exception of FF6) with a typical major plotline quest/story for the NPC.
Maybe I will dig up my PS2 and attempt to complete FF12. It been quite awhile since I really gamed any game. Missed those wild college days, where I can game whole f*ckin night through and sleep in the morning... I wonder why we game less and less as we age... Izt cause we sorta kena brainwash by "Reality" or izt coz we change our game to other type of "game".
Seeing tis MV sorta makes me wanna go on a final Final Fantasy marathon... Yea, FF12 is one of those RPG games I have yet to finish, which really is a shame coz the game is really good cept the combat system (either u love it or u f*ckin hate it). We got a steady characters of 1 lala teen male, 1 lala kid male, 1 lala mid-age male pirate, 1 frenchie princess, 1 lapdancer & 1 bunny gal (Everyone luvs bunny gals, Period!).
My remarks based on playing 1/2 way FF12 is the game very Star Wars like... Alot of ke ke kwai kwai races (with exception of bunny gal race). Common, who can't say Van is a Luke Skywalker ripoff. As for Basch & Bunny Gal, they're practically Han Solo &
Storywise, I find their approach to focus more outside Van, very refreshing. It really portraits Van as the just a dude that yearns for adventure that got mix in the whole pile of mondo crap dilemma of the other characters. Most FF series tend to focus more on the main character (FF4 to FF10, with exception of FF6) with a typical major plotline quest/story for the NPC.
Maybe I will dig up my PS2 and attempt to complete FF12. It been quite awhile since I really gamed any game. Missed those wild college days, where I can game whole f*ckin night through and sleep in the morning... I wonder why we game less and less as we age... Izt cause we sorta kena brainwash by "Reality" or izt coz we change our game to other type of "game".
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