Can you feel my Force?

The Force is everywhere around us,

It is neither a living thing,
Nor is it a not living thing,
It's eternal,
Yet to it eternal is only 1 ms,
It's doesn't sleep,
So it doesn't awaken,

I feel it in the water,
I feel it in the earth,
I smell it in the air,

It come into me through every breath i take,
And leaves me through every fart i take,

It's echo can be heard and felt from a thousand li,
It's grunt can be heard whenever u tune into Astro Sport intime for Triple H grunts,
It's laughter can be heard whenever u watch Malaysian Idol,
It's roar can be heard clearly whenever u put ur head inside a lion's mouth,
It's growl can be heard whenever I'm hungry,
It's cry can be heard whenever a tree is chop down in da name of development,

It's there when a parrot say "Polly want's a dougnut",
It's there when a hippo fart,
It's there when a pair of squirel rub their "nuts",
It's there when a elephant is gunned down cold blooded,
It's there when we humans hurt each other,

Some use it to find their path in life,
Some use it to live a healthier life,
Some use it for fortune telling,
Some use it to predict the stock market,
Others use it to yield lightsabers,

To some it's something divine,
To some it's something unholy,
To some it's something good,
To some it's something evil,
To some it's something mystery,
To some it's something scientific,
To me it's just "The Force",

It starts at the end,
And it ends at the start,
It is all,
Yet all is just it,

Trying to describe it using words is a fool's effort,
However those who waste time reading any written crap about it is always the greater fool,

May the Force be with you...