Decided to flex my sarcastic creativity...
Watch the vid, then read my narration, then rewatch the vid...
Here's my narration for this youtube clip "Ultraman Saga: Can you remember love?"
Far far away in the furthers reach of the galaxy, there exists a species of beings called Ultraman. These species of being are 25 feet gigantic beings (compared to us human beings la) that sorta looks like someone whom wear a rubber suit with a zipper at the back. The main occupation of these Ultramans is to KKND (Kill, Krush N Destory) any other alien species that they can get their hand on.
One fine day, a bunch of sohai human beings accidentally stumble across the home planet of Ultraman, Ultraplanet. These human beings presences were sensed by Father of Ultraman, a yodalike Ultraman that can yield the Force. So these humans being outsized by the Ultramans decided to turn tail and hit the road/planet. The Father of Ultra send some of his sons to KKND these humans. While on the pursuit of these humans these bunch of Ultramans accidentally stumbled across one of their youngest teen brother, Ultraman Big Bad Eye. Ultraman Big Bad Eye was in the middle of having some "fun" with another alien species. The Ultramans were shocked by this affair, but Ultraman Big Bad Eye exclaimed "I won't let our outdated KKND ways stand between my love+lust for other aliens species". He was arrested to be trial in Ultraplanet.
Meanwhile, the human crash landed on random ice planet from Starwars. I forgot the name of the planet de, I think is Hoth... or Coth... or watever. Bad luck for these human, the stumble across this planet local celebrity aliens, the 3 Alien Stooges.
In Ultraplanet, the news of Ultraman Big Bad Eyes affair spread like siao. Hence the King of Ultraman decided to held a death match between one of Ultraman Big Bad Eyes alien galfren, "Steel Body" with another girly looking Ultraman, Ultraman Astro. Ultraman Astro KKND tis alien and King of Ultraman decided to follow their old ways to KKND Ultraman Big Bad Eyes too. Ultraman Big Bad Eyes upon hearing his demise of his beloved Steel Body, in rage decided to rebel. He so tulan till hit even his own mother, Mother of Ultra.
The human meanwhile got themselves in more trouble as they got caught up in a
Ultraman Big Bad Eye brother, enraged by his action to hit their mother decided to sentence the KKND punishment upon Ultraman Big Bad Eye. A BIG fight ensue as Ultraman Big Bad Eye was ganged upon by all of his 1,024 Ultra Brothers. Ultraman Big Bad Eye proved deadly with the powerful wand/staff he stole Voldemort (From Harry Potter). He proceeded to Alakazam Alazam (zap) his brothers. However, the number was a tad too much for him even with Voldemort wand/staff.
Meanwhile, King of Ultra sensed a disturbance in the Force. He realized "Uh-oh", all of Ultraman Bid Bad Eye's 2,048 alien galfrens have decided to come to their lover aid. So King of Ultra dispatch 4 of his Ultraman lackey to stall these assault as he flee for his life.
Admist of all this, something bizarre happened. 2 Ultraman learned the super duper Protoss Archon art of merging together. Then a random 1 eye alien say "To know to outcome of this, watch the movie on 12-12" (Pls dun ask me when is 12-12, I also dunno Ultraman Calendar System, ok). The human that already too eager to know the ending of this trailer threaten the one eye alien, "U better tell me the ending now or else I will beat u up!"
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