Friday, August 27, 2010 0 b*tchin

Retro

Dear bloggie,

Heard tis song on the radio... Really bring backs memories of the 80's

Thursday, August 26, 2010 0 b*tchin

Down and up day

Dear bloggie,

I woke up quite early today (around 4am) becoz I fell slept early. So being a male and etc, I do wat the MALE thing to do at 4am. I workout my abs... U thinking wat wor... Anyway after a few sets of crunches (5 sets, each set 30 reps = 150 crunches), I did the mistake of drinking some coffee. After drinking, I feel abit sleepy and fell asleep again. Woke up around 7.30am... WTF!? Drag my @$rse to go to work. Pretty low traffic... Reached office abit early, well compared to normal... Saw my team lead, *Sigh*, was hopping he no come one, so I can curi tulang for last day of this working weekday. Then I receive a random phone call, dunno from who da f*ck!? B*tch some mandarin... I blur f*ckin but manage to translate some part... I was like stunned for a minute after my translator completed translating... A gal named wei wei asking I need any *special favour*. WTF!? How in hell, did she even get my phone no.!?

~I had a feeling...
~Wohoo...
~That's today gonna be a f*cked up day...
~That's today gonna be a f*cked, f*cked up day...
~I had a feeling...

Anyway, somehow the day managed to turn around for the better. I managed to be useful to my team finally. Help find a easier solution to implement a combo box in our studio. Originally the solution we were using requires us to write a tons of code (3 classes) from swing level down. I happen to stumble across by chance (due to exploring the existing framework), a combo box that could be used with just implementing just one class. Save a lot of work, as no need to recreated the damn combo box every time we need em. Anyway, my team mate asked me to pair with him to solve another problem to implement the combo box to appear in another separate component. After scratching our head for 2-3 hours, we finally managed to implement it with a shortcoming. I think I help him save alot of time due to my uncanny ability to spot small errors in coding (Eg: typo, etc). While pair programming with him, I gained some level of confidence in my skill as I am able to keep up with his level of programming, which is really what I need after working almost 2 months here already. After the pairing, I managed to solve a glitch that we both were scratching our head to solve earlier.

So at 6pm, I decided to hit the road. The feeling of early weekend is da best feeling. Went to some pull up in the small park in Cyberlauya. After that balik rumah. Traffic was oddly ok. Reached Bukit Tinggi, decided to go gym. Did some weights, then saw got special "Advance Flow" class. Had a brief struggle, dunno wanna go in to buat malu or not, my braver + hamsap side won. Very very "Power Yoga". Alot of rather advance moves, handstand, head stand, shoulder stand and backbend. I can onli do 1st and last of the list. Anyway, the instructor quite leng, so worth coming in buat malu.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 0 b*tchin

Epic

Dear bloggie,

Just watched Kamen Rider W 2nd last episode. Have to say, the best ending of Kamen Rider series I seen. Killing Philip (or rather letting Philip vanish) indeed up the series in terms of story telling by another notch. It's inrectly killing Kamen Rider W, as it takes Shotaro and Philip to henshin to Kamen Rider W. Even Accel is not spared (even thought Ryu survived).

The bad however is the lack of climax in the final boss fight. The big boss, Utopia kena tah pau by Kamen Rider W Extreme Form kau kau. They should have really instead drag the fight to a slugfeast between the two till the end of episode 48 and only ending the fight with a trademark rider kick in episode 49. Then ending episode 49 with the scenes in 48. A bitter sweet farewell ending, probably top Kamen Rider Blade and Ryuki pretty epic ending. However, Kamen Rider still is a kiddie series, hence we have a "1 year later" episode aka episode 49. I got a feeling Philip will reappear or hint a return atleast in the next episode... Ugh... Pls Toei, let Kamen Rider W end in a high note rather than a happy one...
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Triple Post

Dear bloggie,

Yea... Gonna post 3 in a row...

This is the 1st



I started a joke - Bee Gees

I started a joke
which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see
that the joke was on me, oh no

I started to cry
which started the whole world laughing
Oh if I'd only seen
that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies
running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
hurting my head
from things that I'd said

Till I finally died
which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen
that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies
running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
hurting my head
from things that I'd said

Till I finally died
which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen
that the joke was on me


Anyway, tis whole 3 post thingy I said earlier... Well, it was just a joke, Harharhar... Befitting noes? Yea,

[Singing along the karaoke]
OH NO, THAT JOKE WAS ON ME
OH...... N0...
Sunday, August 22, 2010 0 b*tchin

Sunday

Dear bloggie,

Wat are Sundays to u?

Happy Sunday?
Super Sunday?
Dreaded Sunday?
Lonely Sunday?
Adventurous Sunday?
Looney Sunday?
Boring Sunday?
Peaceful Sunday?
Tuesday, August 17, 2010 0 b*tchin

Frogs

Dear bloggie,

Just quoting a rather funny dialog from Cape No.7

Lin Mingchu : Your's boss wife is older than u. And she has 3 kids. And what matters most, his husband is still alive. What the hell are u thinking?

Frog : Have u ever seen breeding frogs? A couple of frogs get on the back of one female. Those frogs, do they fight each other? No mah! Then why do we human beings insist on monogamy?

[Lin Mingchu speechless for awhile]

Lin Mingchu : Right on
Monday, August 16, 2010 0 b*tchin

Broken Blade

Dear bloggie,

Yes, Broken Blade anime is finally out!!! If ur a sucker for mechas, then I highly recommend tis anime since I follow the manga version of this series. Not sure how much the blood will be toned down but the mecha battle is one of the most refreshing I seen for quite awhile.



The main mecha design reminds me of Gundam Turn A.
Sunday, August 15, 2010 0 b*tchin

Random Story Telling

Dear bloggie,

Decided to flex my sarcastic creativity...

Watch the vid, then read my narration, then rewatch the vid...



Here's my narration for this youtube clip "Ultraman Saga: Can you remember love?"

Far far away in the furthers reach of the galaxy, there exists a species of beings called Ultraman. These species of being are 25 feet gigantic beings (compared to us human beings la) that sorta looks like someone whom wear a rubber suit with a zipper at the back. The main occupation of these Ultramans is to KKND (Kill, Krush N Destory) any other alien species that they can get their hand on.

One fine day, a bunch of sohai human beings accidentally stumble across the home planet of Ultraman, Ultraplanet. These human beings presences were sensed by Father of Ultraman, a yodalike Ultraman that can yield the Force. So these humans being outsized by the Ultramans decided to turn tail and hit the road/planet. The Father of Ultra send some of his sons to KKND these humans. While on the pursuit of these humans these bunch of Ultramans accidentally stumbled across one of their youngest teen brother, Ultraman Big Bad Eye. Ultraman Big Bad Eye was in the middle of having some "fun" with another alien species. The Ultramans were shocked by this affair, but Ultraman Big Bad Eye exclaimed "I won't let our outdated KKND ways stand between my love+lust for other aliens species". He was arrested to be trial in Ultraplanet.

Meanwhile, the human crash landed on random ice planet from Starwars. I forgot the name of the planet de, I think is Hoth... or Coth... or watever. Bad luck for these human, the stumble across this planet local celebrity aliens, the 3 Alien Stooges.

In Ultraplanet, the news of Ultraman Big Bad Eyes affair spread like siao. Hence the King of Ultraman decided to held a death match between one of Ultraman Big Bad Eyes alien galfren, "Steel Body" with another girly looking Ultraman, Ultraman Astro. Ultraman Astro KKND tis alien and King of Ultraman decided to follow their old ways to KKND Ultraman Big Bad Eyes too. Ultraman Big Bad Eyes upon hearing his demise of his beloved Steel Body, in rage decided to rebel. He so tulan till hit even his own mother, Mother of Ultra.

The human meanwhile got themselves in more trouble as they got caught up in a catfight alienfight between 2 of Ultraman Big Bad Eyes alien lovers. The human while trying to flee, kena hit by a stray bitchslap and mampus.

Ultraman Big Bad Eye brother, enraged by his action to hit their mother decided to sentence the KKND punishment upon Ultraman Big Bad Eye. A BIG fight ensue as Ultraman Big Bad Eye was ganged upon by all of his 1,024 Ultra Brothers. Ultraman Big Bad Eye proved deadly with the powerful wand/staff he stole Voldemort (From Harry Potter). He proceeded to Alakazam Alazam (zap) his brothers. However, the number was a tad too much for him even with Voldemort wand/staff.

Meanwhile, King of Ultra sensed a disturbance in the Force. He realized "Uh-oh", all of Ultraman Bid Bad Eye's 2,048 alien galfrens have decided to come to their lover aid. So King of Ultra dispatch 4 of his Ultraman lackey to stall these assault as he flee for his life.

Admist of all this, something bizarre happened. 2 Ultraman learned the super duper Protoss Archon art of merging together. Then a random 1 eye alien say "To know to outcome of this, watch the movie on 12-12" (Pls dun ask me when is 12-12, I also dunno Ultraman Calendar System, ok). The human that already too eager to know the ending of this trailer threaten the one eye alien, "U better tell me the ending now or else I will beat u up!"
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3rd Repost

Dear bloggie,

Probably the 3rd time I repost tis...

But wat da heck...



國境之南 (South of the Border) - Van Fan

如果海會說話
Ru guo hai hui shuo hua
If the sea could speak

如果風愛上砂
Ru guo feng ai shang sha
If the wind fell in love with the sand

如果有些想念
Ru guo you xie xiang nian
If there are some longings, some memories

遺忘在某個長假
Yi wang zai mou ge chang jia
Left behind, forgotten, on a long leave...

我會聆聽浪花 讓風吹過頭髮
Wo hui ling ting lang hua Rang feng chui guo tou fa
I would listen quietly, respectfully, to the waves of water And let the wind blow through my hair

任記憶裡的愛情在時間潮汐裡喧嘩
Ren ji yi li de ai qing zai shi jian chao xi li xuan hua
Let the love of our memories crash and roll in the tides of time

非得等春天遠了夏天才近了
Fei dei deng chun tian yuan le xia tian cai jin le
We must wait for spring to leave for summer to come again

我是在回首時終於懂得
Wo shi zai hui shou shi zhong yu dong de
It was only when I turned around that I finally understood--

Chorus:
當陽光再次回到那
Dang yang guang zai ci hui dao na
When the sunlight returns once more

飄著雨的國境之南
Piao zhe yu de guo jing zhi nan
South of the border, where the rain is softly drifting

我會試著把
Wo hui shi zhe ba
I will try

那一年的故事
Na yi nian de gu shi
To finish telling

再接下去說完
Zai jie xia qu shuo wan
The story of that year...

當陽光再次離開那
Dang yang guang zai ci li kai na
When the sunlight leaves once more

太晴朗的國境之南
Tai qing lang de guo jing zhi nan
That place south of the border, too clear and sunny

妳會不會把
Ni hui bu hui ba
Will you return with a smile

妳曾帶走的愛
Ni ceng dai zou de ai
Before we part

在告別前用微笑全歸還
Zai gao bie qian yong wei xiao quan gui huan
That love you once took away?

海很藍
Hai hen lan
The sea is very blue

星光燦爛
Xing guan can lan
The stars are brightly shining

我仍空著我的臂彎
Wo reng kong zhe wo de bei wan
The curve of my arm is still empty

天很寬
Tian hen kuan
The sky is very broad

在我獨自唱歌的夜晚
Zai wo du zi chang ge de ye wan
This night, as I sit and sing to myself

請原諒我的愛
Qing yuan liang wo de ai
Please forgive my love

訴說的太緩慢
Su shuo de tai huan man
For being told too slowly...

Chorus:
當陽光再次回到那
Dang yang guang zai ci hui dao na
When the sunlight returns once more

飄著雨的國境之南
Piao zhe yu de guo jing zhi nan
South of the border, where the rain is softly drifting

我會試著把
Wo hui shi zhe ba
I will try

那一年的故事
Na yi nian de gu shi
To finish telling

再接下去說完
Zai jie xia qu shuo wan
The story of that year...

當陽光再次離開那
Dang yang guang zai ci li kai na
When the sunlight leaves once more

太晴朗的國境之南
Tai qing lang de guo jing zhi nan
That place south of the border, too clear and sunny

妳會不會把
Ni hui bu hui ba
Will you return with a smile

妳曾帶走的愛
Ni ceng dai zou de ai
Before we part

在告別前用微笑全歸還
Zai gao bie qian yong wei xiao quan gui huan
That love you once took away?
Saturday, August 14, 2010 0 b*tchin

Terrible week

Dear bloggie,

Tis been 1 awesomely terrible week. I feel like I gone through 10 rounds of boxing, bruised, swollen and broken... Yet felt like I achieved nothing this whole week.

Work been one boring affair, my mistake to finish the work too fast? But small fries work onli, if no finish fast, also sounds stupid... *Sigh* Everyday scrum, had to report I did read up this module la, read up that module la on my own. Which sounds like I f*ckin slacking (which I partially am doing)... Also got mail, yea, mailed by my co. UK dept. Send me the internal certification certs. When one usually get this certs, one usually feel proud or achieve something, but when I opened my envelope and take the cert from my seat, no one seem to bother at all. As if "Oh, I got tat lame cert too" (Which they do).

BB "L" training meanwhile, I didn't see the GM on my all my session to the GYM. I think already pass the dateline. Somethings are just not fated la... *Sigh*

Left knee still screwed, can't jog = no endorphin shot = no anti depression. Wanted to try out skipping but need wait till knee healed.

Monk gang sessions been pretty depressing too. The gang dynamics seem to have changed lately, it's either sit through a "cheng" session discussing "that" topic or a silent session banning "that" topic. Both lose-lose.

Also another cycle is coming to another full circle. Another full moon... it's moments like tis, I feel extremely obligated to reflect back on my life. Many depressing thoughts, probably why I feel so depressed now.
Friday, August 13, 2010 0 b*tchin

Am I very far now?

Dear bloggie,

My thoughts on God? God probably would think tis song Rocks...



Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla

Must of been mid afternoon
I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out and
He walked with a purpose
In his sneakers, down the street
He had, many questions
Like children often do
He said,
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
Tell me am I very far?

Must of been late afternoon
On our way the sun broke free of the clouds
We count only blue cars
Skip the cracks, in the street
And ask many questions
Like children often do
We said,
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far -
Am I very far now?

Its getting cold picked up the pace
How our shoes make hard noises in this place
Our clothes are stained
We pass many, cross eyed people
And ask many questions
Like children often do

Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far?
Am I very far now
Am I very far now
Am I very far now


Probably Dishwalla's best song...
Thursday, August 12, 2010 3 b*tchin

Hack the framework

Dear bloggie,

I dunno how the hell I landed in this hot soup... My team lead was conducting a Personal Growth Interview today. So I brought up 3 things I would like to improve on.

1. Communication skill
2. Improve my knowledge on my current swing framework
3. Get myself Sun Java Certificated

I was hoping my team lead would perhaps suggest a training or coaching on the current swing framework that I'm using coz Goddammit! No proper documentation! Where know, kena cucuk... I found out the bigshots that wrote the framework are in/from UK so training and etc are out of the question, dun expect them to send a small fries like me to UK "to improve my knowledge". So my team lead instead suggested that I hacked into the framework instead and write my own studio. I was like WTF!? How in hell did I get from requesting a proper training session to hacking the framework. Worst, I need to actually show something to my team lead to show I did really try to hack this framework for evaluation... -_-'

Then the certification, I was indirectly suggesting that the company would perhaps "aid" me get myself certificated, where know ended up had to do it on myself. The team lead say the company will allocate time for me to study and etc but need own self take the test... -_-"

Really amkhan... I know end result like tis, I should just do what I always do... Shut my big yapping mouth up... Nah MFR, tis is wat happens when I open my mouth lar, lightning from nowhere... Damn mafan lah, from internal certification to personal growth. "Hardcore Javammer" would probably love such things la, but I am "F*ckoff Javammer"...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 0 b*tchin

Somewhere in the middle

Dear bloggie,

Black and white, Life and death, Young and Old, Winner and loser.... Ying and yang... Where does those somewhere in middle stands in such a system?



Somewhere In The Middle - DISHWALLA

I was out the other day
and I saw you in your big black car
and I was waving as you were passing
cause I know who you are
you had this look that of an angel
it was such a bad disguise
did you think for second I would not realize

tripping hard falling down onto the ground
cause I can't stand up
and I can't fall down
cause I'm somewhere in the middle of this

I was out the other night
and I saw you so we had a fight
it was late and I was lonely
and its such a long way home
so I asked you if you'd join me
for a single last call drink
so you turned and bought us 2
and you didn't even blink
you had this look that of an angel
it was such a bad disguise
when you drink it makes you angry
when I drink I want you more and more and more

tripping hard falling down onto the ground
cause I can't stand up
and I can't fall down
and I'm somewhere in the middle of this

well I find it hard
I always tried to find the sane life
but I don't like the way things are
and I keep falling to my knees
somewhere in the middle of this
Saturday, August 7, 2010 0 b*tchin

HEN SHIN!!!

Dear bloggie,

With the end of Kamen Rider W looming... The next rider to take up the title of Kamen Rider for 2011:



Kamen Rider OOO!? WTF!? See too much Gundam 00 de la the creative dudes in Toei. According to the spoilers online, this new Kamen Rider is practically Kamen Rider W on steroids. Kamen Rider W is divided by 2 sides with 3 forms on each side, hence we have a total of 3 x 3 mixture of forms. Kamen Rider OOO meanwhile is 3 sides, head, upper body and lower body, and from what I heard got 9 forms. That's 9 x 9 x 9 possibilities...!? Trust Toei to milk kiddies by introducing such "Collect them all Kamen Rider Figurine" gimmick...

The only thing I look forward to in this new Kamen Rider series is the amount of chicks! Don't get me wrong, Wakana and Saeke are damn SEXY in W, but f*ck, Akiko as lead heroine ain't really leaving a mark in the show.

Have to complain about the bike also. Look too bulky unlike W's bike. Won't be able to do much normal unassisted CGI stunt with this fat bike. SUX! Pls Toei, it's Kamen RIDER... Utilize the damn bike more.
Friday, August 6, 2010 0 b*tchin

BB

Dear bloggie,

My favorite class "Body Balance" is gonna hold a "L" Instructor Course. The enrollment is open for the moment. I asked my instructor about the course and it seems it's a 3 day crash course where they train you on the hard & soft skill to be a instructor. The cost of the course is a pretty hefty AUD300+, which is once converted is around RM1K. It gonna be held at a gym in True Fitness.

I got mixed feeling on enrolling. On one hand, I have the pessimistic me saying "Can't even do a proper forward bend, why bother waste time and money". On the other hand, my more senile self is saying "Chance to learn more on something you have interest in and chance to try something new". Of course there's my perverted self tat also saying "Sure got leng lui go for tis course also one, golden chance to wakakakaka..."

Since the dateline is coming soon, I have to make up my mind to go outside my turtle shell or NATO... Probably NATO, but imagine how coolz it would be if I go. While other are saying on how they conquer Mount KK, Scuba, etc, I can say I done tis...