Triple Post

Dear bloggie,

Since the theme tis weekend has been triple... so I thought it would be cool to end this weekend with a triple post today.

Top 10: More Signs You've Been Single Too Long
From: Askmen.com

1. You assume you repulse all women - What else reason should u still be single if u dun repulse all women hor?


2. You develop bad eating habits - Bad eating here refers to junk that can be prepare under 5 minutes, u know the way to the heart of a man is through his stomach... So WTF are u single slackers sitting on ur arses and trying to play chef doing? Quick find a galfren that can cook for u lar!


3. You gush about your feelings to women - Dog dammit!? Wat is so wrong with making a confession to a nun!?


4. Your dating standards plummets - Never compromise brother! Never settle for less! Believe in the Lord! Sweet Lord! Believe one day someone that meets ur "high" standards will drop down from the sky into ur lap, and ultimately ignore u coz u dun meet her "high" standards... Amen


5. You get a cat - Common, which lonely single man doesn't want and yearn for a "Pussy" la


6. You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiosity" - Does surfing hooker "out of curiosity" online counts? Coz I know a particular m*ther f*cker that does so


7. You look at female friends as potential girlfriends - Remember brothers, when a female says the magic word "Let's just be friend", it's "Game Over" with no reset


8. You play too many video games - WTF!? Common! No way! This is bullshit! Guys, guys, guys... Stop playing with ur goddamn "joystick" de la and find a chick to play more stimulating games!


9. You consider your mother's dating advice - HAR!? Dudes, please only do this if ur chasing after a woman that comes from the same era (or age) as ur mother


10. You Google old flames - Thanks MFR, for ur "divine intervention" coz now I'll be tagged as a "shameless, creepy stalker"

Dun fret single bachelor out there, even if u been single too long and no longer can find ur mate, always remember... The door to monkship is always there to support u. Take this this holy monk for instance... Who the f*ck am I kidding, we'll all DOOMED! DOOM I TELL YA!!! ARGH, The Martians are invading! WOOOOOOOooo!!! Can ya smelalalala wat we singles are cookin?